Belated Halloween Gifts1-)Turkish Nationalist Book Orgy!
Boo! What better way to chill your spine than a comprehensive survey of every nationalistic crackpot-nutjob-xenophobic conspiracy theory and war pulp ever published in this sad country, with total English translation. Bestsellers where America and Turkey duke it out over Iraq? Fantasies where Kemal Atatürk is clonedto save the nation? "Hidden Truths" about all of those secret Jews? You got 'em all right here at my photoblog.
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2-)Old Bad Nemo Ramjet Palaeomovie Orgy!
A little less scary than real-world nationalism, but not by a great margin. As you may or may not know, I've made some short films and even segments for a TV show in the past. Before them, however, there was a great deal of shit: a series of teenage slashers and homemade horror so tacky that it was good, in the same way Turkish Star Wars were good. Behold the series, at my new account in Metacafe.com
These bad films nevertheless have pleasant memories for me, my brother and my best friend about the good old days. They are all in Turkish, but believe me, you won't need to understand a word in order to enjoy them. The language of bad is universal.
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3-)Shrew Orgy!
This last bit is actually a joke, but a cute one nevertheless. If you are a member of Facebook, you are welcome, no, OBLIGED to join our ever-growing group of Shrew Enthusiasts. Given the opportunity to see so many cute shrew photos together, it really should be a no-brainer.
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That's all for now, I hope you are all having a good time, wherever you are.
Devious Comments
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there is no if.. just this.
His beard has always frightened me, since it looked like the beard of a Barbazu from that Dungeons & Dragons game, which are demons that like to fling their beards at you and wrap you up in them so they can do nasty things with pitchforks to your face. Also, the beard smells so bad it causes you to stumble around in a strange fugue for a few moments.
That dog thing he's always with bothers me, too. No dog should have scales, or a lip that curly.
Don't forget: the reptilian men are shapechanging creatures from another dimension that are descendants of the dinosaurs, and have been living underground and feeding on the psychic energy of humans that are living a falsely created, psychic construct meant to fool us into thinking we are not slaves to meat-eating dino-psychic-reptile men whose hybrid children rule the world.
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"...And I ask you, the parents:
Have you ever tried turning off the tv...
sitting down with your children...
and hitting them?" -Bender, Futurama, season 4, ep.6: 'Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV'
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If Ignorance Is Bliss, There Should Be More Happy People
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